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Super-Jesus!
Okay. The title bears clarification, yes.
See, my grandmother is... not all there, these days. Her hearing is VERY poor. She's... I don't know. Something about her hearing being as bad as it is makes her a bit silly in the head as well. After that, I'm beginning to think her vision is worse than everyone thought.
I have a younger cousin, Mason, who's twelve years old. He's very bright, but he... how can I put this... he was really not properly raised for a good length of time. His mother was abused, so she didn't want to punish him any. My uncle (The one I work with) is wishy-washy and wasn't gonna contradict her. He's getting better about
When Cheneys Attack
Lunch was entertaining. My uncle Cheneyed my grandmother.
See, there's this woodpecker that's been destroying my granddad's porch. He sat there after lunch with his air rifle, waiting for it to come back. However, the lunch hour ended and the thing hadn't come back. So he goes to get the shell out of the gun, and it wouldn't come out. My uncle says to un-cock it. He takes the gun, says he knows just fine how to un-cock a break-barrel.
See, the barrel "breaks" around halfway down and hinges out. When you break it open, that's where you put the shell. He breaks the barrel open, pulls the trigger.
"You just break the barrel like that, keep th
Strange Dream
I had a weird dream last night. It was... very... semi-lucid.
I fully realized I was dreaming because I saw a Christmas tree. I could only do one unusual physics-defying thing... and it was flying. But it was really damned hard. And when Mom came outside, convinced that someone was on our roof (Because I steadied myself once on the roof), I couldn't anymore. Somehow, I got inside an auditorium and people kept touching me. (Walking past, sitting too close, etc.) And I kept thinking "If I can only get through this, I'll be free and alone and I can try more". But every time someone touched me, I knew I was JUST about to wake up. Finally, some g
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